Monstrosity

Monstrosity  - 

abnormality, atrocity, deformity, dreadfulness,  enormity,  eyesore, freakishness,  frightfulness, grotesqueness, heinousness, hideousness, horror, monster, mutant, mutation

Old:

What in the world is this huge, gigantic, frightful, hideous thing  doing here?

New:

What in the world is this monstrosity doing here?  

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Compared to all of the other little pumpkins in the pumpkin patch, this thing is a MONSTROSITY!

That guy's afro was a monstrosity!

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